May 12, 20250 min read

Fat Burners Don’t Work? Bullsh*t. You’re Just Using the Wrong Kind.

Let’s get one thing straight: most fat burners on the market don’t work the way you hope. And that’s exactly why people love to say:

“Fat burners are a scam.”
But here’s the real problem—too many products rely on hype, underdosed ingredients, and outdated stimulants. At UXO Supplements, we built Incendiary to flip that script

We don’t hide behind proprietary blends. We focus on clinically-backed ingredients, real-world results, and a 3-stage thermogenic system that actually makes sense.

Here’s what most fat burners get wrong—and how Incendiary fixes it with a modern, science-based approach.

🚫 The Fat Burner Problem: Stims, Sweat, and Zero Substance

Most fat burners aim for sweat = success. That’s why they overload you with caffeine, niacin flush, and cheap heat-producing ingredients. Sure, you feel something—but does it actually help you burn fat?

The truth:

A spike in body temp doesn’t always mean enhanced fat oxidation.
Overstimulating your system can increase cortisol, making fat loss even harder.
Most companies don’t include ingredients that impact insulin sensitivity, fatty acid utilization, or metabolic flexibility.

So yeah… if you’ve tried fat burners and didn’t see results—it’s not your fault. You just used garbage.

🌡️ Stage 1: CaloriBurn® — Real Thermogenesis Without The Crash

Ingredient: Grains of Paradise Extract (Aframomum melegueta)
Dose: 100 mg (over double the recommended dose)
Function: Increase Caloric Burn via BAT Activation

This spice extract activates brown adipose tissue (BAT)—your body’s metabolic furnace.

📚 Research:

Studies show daily use increases energy expenditure and reduces visceral fat (Sung et al., 2014).
Unlike caffeine, it enhances metabolism without overstimulation.

➡️ CaloriBurn® gives you real thermogenic results with zero jitters. Perfect for stacking with other stims—or using stimulant-free.

🔥 Stage 2: MitoBurn® — Turn Fat Into Fuel

Ingredient: L-BAIBA (Beta-aminoisobutyric acid)
Dose: 500 mg (over double the recommended dose)
Function: Mitochondrial Fat Mobilization

When you exercise, your muscles release BAIBA. It signals your body to burn more fat for fuel, increases mitochondrial activity, and promotes the conversion of white fat into brown fat (which burns more calories).

📚 Research:

BAIBA boosts fatty acid oxidation and energy expenditure (Roberts et al., 2014).
Mimics exercise-induced fat burning pathways.

➡️ With MitoBurn®, you’re essentially amplifying the fat-burning signals your body naturally produces during training.

🍽️ Stage 3: GlucoVantage® — Keep Blood Sugar in Check, Burn More Fat

Ingredient: Dihydroberberine
Dose: 100 mg
Function: Improve Insulin Sensitivity, Reduce Fat Storage

This advanced form of berberine is 5x more bioavailable—and works by helping your body shuttle glucose into muscle cells rather than fat cells.

📚 Research:

Improves glucose uptake and mimics insulin (Xue et al., 2020).
May lower fasting glucose and reduce fat accumulation.

➡️ Stable blood sugar = fewer cravings, better energy, and less fat storage.

🧠 Bonus Benefits (That No One Talks About)

Appetite Control: GlucoVantage + CaloriBurn help blunt spikes and dips that trigger cravings.
Mood & Focus: MitoBurn may support mental energy without added stims.
Stack Flexibility: Incendiary works solo or alongside your stim-based fat burner or preworkout.

🚀 How to Use Incendiary for Real Results

You can’t out-supplement a sh*t diet. But you can accelerate your results when everything else is dialed in.

Here’s how to use Incendiary effectively:

1. Consistency Is Key

Take daily, preferably 15-30 min before training or cardio. On non-training days, use before fasted walks or meals.

2. Pair With Cardio

These ingredients shine when used before movement—especially fasted cardio or weight training.

3. Control Your Diet

Incendiary helps regulate appetite and fat storage, but you still need a mild calorie deficit. Use a tracker and be honest.

4. Cycle Strategically

Run it for 6-8 weeks, then take a 2-3 week break if desired. Or pulse it 5 days on, 2 days off.

🧨 Final Word: Stop Chasing Hype—Start Using Smart Formulas

If your old fat burner left you jittery, bloated, or disappointed—it’s time to level up. Incendiary isn’t about gimmicks. It’s built on science, dosed for results, and designed to work with your body instead of fighting it.

Don’t settle for “sweat and stim.”
Use ingredients that actually trigger fat loss mechanisms—and support your performance while doing it.

Try Incendiary and experience what fat burners should feel like.